my best friends name is elsa and today she said “i wish people would stop asking me if i wanna build a fucking snowman”
i don’t understand people who make multiple facebook statuses every day like wtf i haven’t made a facebook status since like world war 2
"wow this trench sucks #didnazithatcoming"
I really hate long-ass ‘previously on…’ bits in front of episodes
I fucking know what happened previously ok
I just marathonned two seasons in a day trust me I know
my dick has a lot in common with the sun
nobody likes looking directly at it?
It gives people cancer?
woAh woah woah
It rises at the crack of dawn?
it disappears at night?
direct exposure often leads to a nasty case of sunburn?
it needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me?
nobody will ever touch it?
lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”